Goodbye

Head in a mess.
Buckling under stress.
Can't take the ride or the view.

End it all now.
Simple as know how.
Knowing what you're meant to do.

Jump or fall over.
Stung by a Range Rover.
How to construct a suicide.

Holy good health.
I'll bury myself.
No one shall know that I died.

(God I'm a miserable git tonight. Fucking shite cider.)

Erstwhile Companions

Our erstwhile companions, singing songs together in the distance.
Of broken times today, those they lived yesterday,
and those we shall live tomorrow and next.

Our erstwhile companions, regaling themselves of our memory.
We remember their face, their musk, their voice,
but can no longer remember their faults.

Our erstwhile companions, as bulletproof as thin air.
Neither damaged or pristine, omnipotence abiding,
they can hear us but cannot listen.

Our erstwhile companions, blowing diamond dust into our eyes.
Disguising the other side, while damning our own,
we are truly the demented race.

How to Succeed in Life and Achieve All Your Goals

Fucked if I know. Answers on a postcard, please.

Me

Make me, fake me, break me, shake me, take me, quake me, wake me, cake me, bake me, jake me, ache me, rake me, flake me, drake me, blake me, sake me.

Gash me, 'tache me, bash me, crash me, hash me, rash me, mash me, nash me, dash me, lash me, cash me, trash me, clash me, smash me, brash me, flash me, gnash me.

See me, be me, flee me, me me, knee me, pee me, tree me, glee me, free me, wee me, gee me, tee me, flee me, key me, fee me, plea me, spree me, he me, bree me.

Call me, ball me, trawl me, mall me, tall me, wall me, hall me, gall me, brawl me, drawl me, small me, saul me, all me, crawl me, fall me, lol me, y'all me.

Done me, fun me, sun me, hun me, gun me, nun me, ton me, pun me, one me, son me, run me, won me, stun me, none me.

So me, go me, throw me, no me, bow me, crow me, pro me, sew me, hoe me, toe me, grow me, joe me, bro me, glow me, quo me, flow me, blow me, yo me, low me, woe me, 'fro me, row me, oh me, slow me, mow me, know me.

Hack me, tack me, black me, rack me, sack me, pack me, back me, cack me, lack me, slack me, crack me, knack me, track me, whack me, quack me, jack me, zack me.

Kick me, sick me, pick me, lick me, mick me, nick me, quick me, prick me, tick me, hick me, dick me, trick me, slick me, flick me, brick me, click me, rick me, wick me, frick me, Zwick me, crick me.

Tough me, fluff me, buff me, cuff me, stuff me, puff me, muff me, huff me, 'nuff me, gruff me, rough me, duff me, bluff me, guff me.

That's all.

How to Accurately Depict the Entire Historical Failings of Myself and My Celestial Compatriots Through the Medium of Haberdashery

You want to be remembered for something that you never were, and never will be. And I will be there to know your confession, when it comes to all of the men and women who must give a shit - are you out there? Because I cannot look past this over-imagined and self-righteous marydoll.

Now I may be bluffing but you weren't fucking a damn thing - I was doing the same thing as you. But to your credit (lest I admit it) you weren't half as bad as you could've been, if you actually were who you said you were. That's something to think about - you, a wonderful human being. Like I'm a leper, you jest.

Because you are a leper too, a no-brainer failure messiah, but you wanted to live like a queen. Not a real queen, of course, but a princess; a bulldog sat up on a throne. You can lord it up just like you do when there's people in classes below you. Little miss pretty girl in the big chair, she's nothing like us.

I Saw a Llama Today

It's a llama, motherfucker.

I saw a llama today.
It said hello and I said hooray.
Drove past and it pounced away.
Here it will stay.
It may.